jus took emath paper 2..
sian..lost 49 marks..
estimated..cos these r the ques i skipped or haven finish..
Its Not i dunno how 2 do..
jus the the g metres tat ques burn my half an hr away..
need 2 learn 2 skip ques tat r hard..
i got the ans for G..but dunno correct not..
if wrong,i sure go bang my head.
spend so long do tat ques den nv get correct..den in e end the rest of the ques nv do.
The graph was so easy..but i got no time 2 do..sian.10marks...haixs
Den nvm lor..during lit paper.
Idiotic math ques keep appearing,i keep regretting for not skipping the ques..
den in e end no mood 2 do lit..sian ar!!!
Tink gonna fail my lit n emath..
tmr amath paper..no need guess oso noe sure fail 1..
Nvm,i shall burn my june holiday..tats for sure..
but once again,i disappointed myself.
Yea..i love 2 listen 2 jokes and sae it 2 cheer me up=)..some might be racist.haha
Underwear
3 men were in an army camp briefing, one Malay, one Chinese one Indian So the camp commander called each of them in,
first the chinese
Commander : Oi! Beng, how many underwears u need?
Chinese : 7, one for each day
Commander : Ok
The the camp commander called the malay in
Commander : Oi Mat! how many underwears u need?
Malay : 6
Commander : Why 6?Malay : Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday. Saturday and Sunday.
Friday i wear sarong
Then the camp commander called in the Indian
Commander : Oi thambi! how many underwears u need?
Indian :12!
Commander : WOAH! why so many?
Indian : Yar, January, February, March..................
A husband and wife are traveling by car from Key West to Boston. After almost twenty-four hours on the road, they're too tired to continue, and they decide to stop for a rest. They stop at a nice hotel and take a room, but they only plan to sleep for four hours and then get back on the road. When they check out four hours later, the desk clerk hands them a bill for $350.
The man explodes and demands to know why the charge is so high.He tells the clerk although it's a nice hotel, the rooms certainly aren't worth $350. andard rate, the man insists on speaking to the Manager.
The Manager appears, listens to the man, and then explains that the hotel has an Olympic-sized pool and a huge conference center that were available for the husband and wife to use.
"But we didn't use them", the man complains. "Well, they are here, and you could have," explains the Manager.
He goes on to explain they could have taken in one of the shows for which the hotel is famous. "The best entertainers from New York, Hollywood and Las Vegas perform here," the Manager says. "But we didn't go to any of those shows," complains the man again.
"Well, we have them, and you could have", the Manager replies. No matter what facility the Manager mentions, the man replies, "But we didn't use it!"
The Manager is unmoved, and eventually the man gives up and agrees to pay. He writes a check and gives it to the Manager. The check and gives it to the Manager. The Manager is surprised when he looks at the check. "But sir," he says, "this check is only made out for $100."
"That's right," says the man. "I charged you $250 for sleeping with my wife." "But I didn't!" exclaims the Manager. "Well," the man replies, "she was here, and you could have."
Break Up letter
Hi, my motive write this letter is to give know you something.
I WANT TO CUT CONNECTION US. I have think about this very cook cook.
I know i clap one hand only. Correctly, i have seen you and she together at town with eyes myself.you always ask for apology back back. I don't trustyou again!!! You are really crocodile land.
My Friend speak you play wood three .. Now i know you correct correct play wood three. so, i break connection to pull my body from this love triangle. I know this result i pick is very correct,because you love she very high from me. so, i break off to go far from here. I don't want you toplay play with my liver. I have been crying until nomore eye water thinking about you.I don't want banana to fruit two times ....Safe walk.....
Tijah
Ah beng story
Ah Beng with two red ears went to his doctor.
The doctor asked him what had happened to his ears and he answered,"
I was ironing a shirt and the phone ring lor - but instead of picking up the phone,
I accidentally picked up the iron and stuck it to my ear. So Kena lor!"
"Oh Dear!" the doctor exclaimed in disbelief. "But.. what happened to the other ear?"
"That stoopid dumbo called back!"
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Ah Beng went for an job interview for a sales job.
When the manager saw Ah Beng's colourful attire, his mind screamed, "Not this man!!"
Nevertheless he still had to entertain Ah Beng.
So he told Ah Beng, "If you can form a sentence using the words I give you, then I will give you a chance!" "
The words are "Green, Pink, Yellow, Blue, White, Purple, Black".
Ah Beng thought for a while and said "I heard the phone go green, green, and then I went to pink up the phone and said Yellow. Blue's that? White did you say? Aiyah, wrong number. Don't purplely disturb people and don't call Black, ok?"
Ah Beng got the job.
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There were 4 Ah Bengs. They decided to start a business.
They decided to start an auto garage. They bought the best of car servicing equipment and manpower.
The 4 Ah Bengs waited that day for the car to arrive but no car entered their garage. They waited for 1 day,2 days, a week for the car to arrive but no car came to their garage.
WHY? Because their garage was on the second floor..............................
After this failure they decided to try good old taxi driving.
They bought a new London Cab & began to look for passengers.
They drove past Orchard Road but nobody hailed their taxi. They went to Changi Airport yet nobody hailed their taxi. They even drove to Serangoon Road, even nobody hailed their taxi.In desperation they kept on driving all around Singapore but alas no one hailed their taxi. WHY?
Because all the four Ah bengs were sitting in the taxi................................
After the 4 Ah Bengs were very disappointed with their fate & decided to push their taxi into the sea. They started pushing their taxi. They push the whole day & were very exhausted but the taxi did not move even an inch.
They decided to rest for a while & started to push again.
The taxi just wouldn't move. WHY?
Because 2 Ah Bengs were pushing the front & 2 from behind..............................
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Last night, an incident took place at Boat Quay.
What happened was some idiot was trying to show off and declared that he would swim across the Singapore River.
He jumped in and started swimming. But before he could reach the halfway mark, he started to panic and started to shout for help.
Being typical Singaporeans, a crowd started to gather to watch and yet no attempt was made by anybody to save that poor chap.
Suddenly there was a splash and the crowd turned to see a guy doing what seemed like a desperate attempt to reach the drowning victim.
It was clear that this hero couldn't swim !
Luckily a tongkang filled with tourists was passing by and the operator saw the incident and picked both men from the water. The crowd cheered !
Back on shore, the crowd cheered again as the hero stepped off the tongkang. "Steady Lah !" and "Awright, man !" were among the many congratulations shouted.
The hero looked angry and shouted "Ka ni na! Siang too wa loh chui?" (*%#@! Who pushed me into the water?")
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Abit messy..haha
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